Good Grief

Another hot mess from Craigslist:
"Wanted: Barrel Horse and Saddle"
"ok heres the deal dont have much money but i need all tack for barrel racing. the saddle pad, bridle, reins, saddle, leg wraps, tie down the whole thing. i want matching colors dont care what color as long as the whole set up matches. i am willing to make paymens but i would preferrably would like to work for all these things. i would also like some clothes like girls jeans depending on the type of pants what size. button up shirts, belts, hats and boots preferrably phat babies but will look at others to. i also need a barrel horse can be an older barrel horse but preferrably not older than 12-13. must be 14 hands and higher dont care what color as long as not gaited. must be broke. does not have to be perfect on barrels but needs to know how to do them if they are not perfect on them i will work with it. and please no studs. all of these i can work for i dont have any money at this moment so if you need something something done around the house inside or out or if you need a horse worked i can do it! email me with what you have. thanks!"

Are you kidding me? She wants, not only a horse and all the tack to go with it, but also the clothes and boots? In exchange for working around the house or riding your horse?

How does she plan to feed, shoe, worm and vaccinate said horse? Yikes