Britney Spear's Video Features Polo Storyline

Well, unless you are horse crazy or filthy rich (or, for some reason, you are obsessed with "Pretty Woman") you probably don't pay much attention to polo. So, I thought it was kind of cool that Britney's new video features polo. Here is the link. (I couldn't get the video to embed here.) Beware, the song sucks!
Anyway, there are a lot of hot polo players out there. Here is one, his name is Nacho Figueras. That reminds me of this horse trader I know in Mt. Vernon. He has a cowboy working for him named Taco. What is with that? Now all you need is a horseman named "Burrito" and you can have combination plate #6 from Los Portalas!